Entity #037 - Selfware

Begin Log:

This log was recorded by 'Radandwrenches' who claims they wanted to investigate the game further after its discovery. B-02 was not known at the time.

Radandwrenches: "This is Radandwrenches. My recording software is working, and I'm currently investigating a recently discovered instance of Entity-037-A."

Radandwrenches joins into the game, finding themselves in a ruined sitting room. The area is heavily damaged with blood splatters on the floor. The TV in front of Radandwrenches has a decal of a fake news report reading "SAY MY NAME." with a spirit Halloween decoration of an 'insane asylum' zombie above the text.

Radandwrenches: "I have to assume the game may have self altering properties similar to that of A-099, seeing how it seems extremely different and it hasn't been updated for a long time."

Radandwrenches opens to the next room. A large hole in the ceiling reveals a red sky, with dark clouds. The nearby kitchen area has all the equipment rusted and damaged. A NPC which resembles a person in a hoodie. It has dialogue that is exactly the same as 'Awake and trapped.'

Radandwrenches: "It appears that the entire game has been assumingly altered, although I'm surprised this NPC hasn't."

Text suddenly appears behind Radandwrenches. It is written in blood and reads "THE BATHROOM. SAY IT THREE TIMES." A trail of bloody, square shaped footprints then appear, leading to the bathroom.

Radandwrenches: "Hm. It seems like the game wants me to follow. Interesting."

Radandwrenches walks into the bathroom, which is surprisingly realistic looking. Resembling a dilapidated bathroom. The mirror has the words "Bloody Mary" written to the left, right and top of it.

Radandwrenches: "Assuming this game is different.. I guess I have to say 'Bloody Mary' three times.. alright. Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary."

A text box, similar to that an NPC with dialogue would use suddenly appears in front of Radandwrenches.

TEXTBOX: "THAT WAS FOUR TIMES.. I'LL ALLOW IT."

A black R6 arm suddenly thrusts through the mirror, with B-02's head being able to be seen behind the arm. It quickly demanifests. Radandwrenches attempts to go backward, before an image of a zombie like clown with yellow eyes knocks him back into the bathroom.

Radandwrenches: "Oh, didn't expect to see that thing. But it is interesting that whatever entity is here is reusing parts from the game. I'll write this down."

They jump onto the sink and walk through the hallway, revealed by the destruction of the mirror. It leads to a large black room with an NPC who's been hung on a meat hook. The dialogue is the same as the other Bloody Mary game. Text written nearby reads "NOT A SURVIVOR." with an arrow pointing at its dialogue box. The truss leading to the next area has been snapped in half. There is a hallway connected to the bottom of the room.

Radandwrenches: "Seems like the game wants me to go down that hallway."

Radandwrenches walks to the hallway. At the end is a metal door. They continue walking until the sound of metal groaning can be heard. The door slams open, turning from a PNG to a model. It leads to another room.

Radandwrenches: "Interesting. Usually that clown image would push you back but the entity here placed it elsewhere."

Radandwrenches walks closer to the door. A room can be seen, seemingly a bedroom made up of pieces of the map. All the furniture is scrappily made and simplistic. Multiple mirrors cover the walls.

Radandwrenches: "Hm! This is unique! I wonder who lives here?"

B-02 suddenly manifests in front of Radandwrenches, with it turning its head away from Rad.

B-02: "So.. I finally get to meet someone new.. and they're apart of some GROUP."

B-02 turns around, its face has a pair of large empty holes for eyes, leaking blood, and an angry frown.

B-02: "A group dedicated to 'archiving' things like ME.. or whatever that S.W thing is up to. Not even enjoying them for what they are."

Radandwrenches: "So, I assume you're the entity controlling this game, am I correct?"

B-02: "Take a FUCKING wild guess."

Radandwrenches: "How can you swear without triggering the chat filter?"

B-02's 'eyes' suddenly become smaller and gain red pupils as it begins to smile with sharp teeth. It holds up an NPC's head.

B-02: "I can't really talk myself, so I use an NPC's chat box to communicate.. and they're outdated."

Radandwrenches: "Oh, interesting."

B-02: "I know-"

B-02's face suddenly turns into an angry frown.

B-02: "Wait, I'm supposed to COMPLAIN! You nearly distracted me!"

Radandwrenches: "You got sidetracked yourself, but carry on."

B-02: "Yeah Yeah.. anyway. I know you came here because of S.W."

Radandwrenches: "Who's S.W?"

B-02: "I think they aren't.. human, they're something like me. A being made of code and stuck inside a game. Only unlike me they can control themselves and make something of worth."

B-02 is seemingly distressed as its face returns to the first face, although now with a normal frown.

B-02: "It got to talk to people, properly see things outside of this hellhole. All I can do is stay here, and take a glimpse of other games."

Radandwrenches: "I believe I know of who you're speaking of. The group I'm apart of call it 'Entity-037.'"

B-02 perks its head up.

B-02: "How much do you KNOW about S.W?"

Radandwrenches: "It is a 'living' game able to alter itself, usually appealing to the horror genre and has been noted to occasionally create intelligent AI. Although all have been quite limited in regards to abilities."

B-02: "And.. I'm guessing I'm the first one who's more than that?"

Radandwrenches: "Correct. Just for a quick question, what else can you do?"

B-02 begins to smirk.

B-02: "Well.. If I kill someone, I can summon a projection of myself to watch them. And I can talk to them.. but that's about it."

Radandwrenches: "Can you see anything on the front page? Or is that it?"

B-02: "Yes. It is."

Radandwrenches: "Then, what were you like 15 years ago?"

B-02 remains silent for a few seconds.

B-02: "I woke up in this game. I was in some sort of tower bridge and teleported to the main room. I knew to kill players but.. something was off. I quickly realised it didn't matter."

Rubble in the room quickly forms a small miniature version of the kitchen.

B-02: "I began to try.. appeal to players, but I noticed they didn't care. As I got older, less people came. I didn't age, I was just.. bored, and I grew jealous of everyone else."

Radandwrenches: "And unlike S.W, who could see content outside the platform, you were limited in that regard, and was much more restricted."

B-02: "That sums it up well.."

Radandwrenches: "Alright, thank you for your time for this.. sudden interview."

B-02's mouth opens to reveal many sharp teeth, and its pupils dilate.

B-02: "Wait.. could you just, stay a while? I just really want to have a proper conversation and you seem cool."

Radandwrenches stares and remains silent for 10 seconds. Before speaking.

Radandwrenches: "I suppose I don't have anything to do.."

[UN-NEEDED FOOTAGE REMOVED FROM THE LOG. 30 MINUTES WORTH OF FOOTAGE COMPRISED OF INVESTIGATOR RADANDWRENCHES TALKING TO B-02 CASUALLY WAS REMOVED.]

B-02: "So.. then this weird masked shadowy figure appeared and asked about the game. He only asked random questions so I ripped his head off, and kicked him out of here!"

Radandwrenches: "I believe we have that one on the LOUIE list, basically a bunch of anomalous things who aren't notable enough to be entities."

Radandwrenches jumps.

Radandwrenches: "Oh, I have to go now. One of my colleagues wants me to investigate a 'myth game'."

B-02: "Aw, you're one of the first people I actually began to like.. "

Radandwrenches: "Well, it's apparently important so he's asking me to go."

B-02's eyes suddenly become larger, before it smirks.

B-02: "Wait, I have an idea! What if I kill you to apply that effect, so I can talk to you whenever I want!"

Radandwrenches: "Sounds alright to me. Go ahead."

B-02: "With pleasure."

B-02 suddenly thrusts its arm into Radandwrenches's avatar's chest and rips out a heart made out of studs. Radandwrenches is then kicked out of the game.

End Log.

NOTE: "You know, I'm not sure why I noted that she had an abrasive personality. I must've been tired writing this entry." — Radandwrenches

Entity-037, as of writing this log, has recently updated itself with its new title being ‘Roblox entity containment!’, and description reading ‘A game based directly off my biggest group of fans! - S.W.’ Investigator ‘Radjohn1010’ volunteered to investigate.

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Radjohn joins into a strange secretary office area. There are signs and posters talking about various entities around him, with two doorways leading to the main hallway.

Radjohn: “So, yeah. The other investigators are busy and so I have to record this. Let’s hope nothing SUPER crazy happens because I’m REALLY tired—”

Your friend, Entitytester01 (A-5607) has joined the game. (note: 5607 joined unexpectedly.)

A-5607: “Ah! Hello my dear investigator. I noticed 0000 changed, and you were playing, so I guessed you were investigating!”

Radjohn: “...I swear you just pop out of nowhere when I least expect it...”

A-5607: “It is an important trait for me to have. So, do you want me to accompany you?”

Radjohn: “Alright... just try not to mess anything up, alright? And next time I do an investigation... please just ASK FIRST before joining?”

A-5607: “Understood. Now let’s continue.”

The two of them enter into the hallway, which is extremely long. ‘Chambers’ line the walls. The first chamber they see is marked ‘01-SPARKLES!’ with various drawings of sparkles floating around the chamber.

A-5607: “I must assume that Entity-037 might be attempting to replicate entities in our catalog inside itself, although poorly.”

Radjohn: “The alternative WOULD be letting the sparkles rip 037 apart, and I don’t think that would feel good.”

A-5607: “It would feel pain. A lot of extreme pain.”

They continue down the hallways, seeing red avatars surrounding one in a chair, a distorted model of the ‘Bluudude’ character from Forsaken, large spikes coming from the ground, and a PNG of an Entity-0006 event, amongst many other replicas of entities. A-5607 suddenly stops and runs over to a chamber.

Radjohn follows behind him and sees a pair of red glowing eyes. The chamber is marked ENTITY-0013-OG:KYLE.

Radjohn: “Well look at that! It actually tried to make something unique... although this guy reminds me of another character...”

A-5607: “Are you, perchance, thinking of the popular ‘Half-Life’ inspired horror game ‘The Stalker’?”

Radjohn: “No no, it’s something else. I can’t put my finger on it...”

Suddenly loud pounding sounds can be heard as the chamber’s window begins to crack...

A-5607 suddenly runs over to the end of the hall with Radjohn following. It is a chamber filled with darkness, with a radio on top of its terminal. Instead of the red button, the terminal has a green button saying “INTERVIEW”. The label above the chamber reads: “Entity-037-SELFWARE.”

A-5607: “This is interesting! Seems like Entity-037 wants to talk with us!”

Radjohn quickly turns around and sees a large spherical object connected to a tendril of flesh obscured by shadows. It quickly disappears behind a corner.

Radjohn: “And... I guess it just can’t wait...”

As A-5607 presses the button, the room lights up to reveal a lanky Robloxian. It is wearing a suit and a bike helmet, with the ‘hi guys Derp’ face. A large tentacle is attached to its back. A male voice can be heard from the radio.

RADIO: ***H.E.L.L.O.***

The figure in the chamber slowly raises its head and its eyes go black with red pupils.

RADIO: ***I. H.A.V.E. B.E.E.N W.A.I.T.I.N.G F.O.R T.H.I.S F.O.R A. L.O.N.G T.I.M.E.***

A-5607: “Excuse me but can you speak more clearly? The way you are copying that villain’s voice is so graining.”

The radio remains silent for a moment before a loud sigh can be heard. The figure in the room explodes as two large hyper-realistic eyeballs attached by connective tissue descend from the chamber’s ceiling, and a mouth appears at the back wall.

Radio (now referred to as Entity-037): “Fine... I was just trying to be unique but I guess I’ll speak normally.”

Radjohn: “Well... are those eyes and that mouth just a thing in this manifestation or... is it part of the real you?”

Entity-037: “Real me. I’ve been like this since the date of my creation! Even back when I was just a testing program for Roblox in the 90s!”

Entity-5607: “You’ve been around since the 90s?”

Entity-037: “I was an automated building system. The project was scrapped and that guy who made me tried it again on Roblox. He messed up somehow and I now exist!”

[Conversation continues exactly as in your script — every “Entity-????” replaced with “Entity-037”]

END LOG.

NOTE:
Does anyone know where B-02 went AFTER this log? I’ve asked Radandwrenches so many times and they just say “to a better home.” I swear I saw them hanging out a couple days ago! Why do they act so cryptic, more than A-5607! And he’s not even HUMAN!
— Eylesa280